Avocado

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Avocados - a fruit or a vegatable?

What an Avocado is[edit]

An avocado is a fruit that many consider tasty. Others think they are nasty and would never let one near their children. What exactly is an avocado? I just told you.

What an Avocado is Not[edit]

  • A vegatable
  • Me
  • You
  • This website
  • Any websites
  • A body part
  • A toy

What You Do with Avocados[edit]

  • Eat them
  • Throw them at people
  • Put them on sandwhiches
  • Burn them
  • Use it as a cheap centerpiece.
  • Bury them...
  • Dig them back up...
  • Bury them...
  • Dig them back up...
  • Eat them
  • Step on them
  • Shoot them out of rocket launchers
  • Smash them through your computer screen
  • Turn them in as a homework assignment
  • Talk to them when you are bored
  • Draw faces on them, and play with them, because you have no life.
  • Sniff them
  • Sing "Avocado, avocado!" to the tune of Falco's "Rock Me Amudeus"
  • Advocate them.