Australians

“You Yanks are always calling us drunks! That'll cost you a couple of beers.”

~ an Australian

“Wallaby?”

~ inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Wackypedian

“Sure, it's safe. Just don't sit, lie down or stand anywhere.”

~ Crocodile Dundee

“They talk funny.”

~ a porcupine

“It's got lots of kangaroos who want to kick you. At least they don't wear heels.”

~ Kylie Minogue

“They refer to it as "Down Under". That's the place for me!”

~ the monster under your bed