Australians

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“You Yanks are always calling us drunks! That'll cost you a couple of beers.”

~ an Australian

Wallaby?”

~ inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Wackypedian

“Sure, it's safe. Just don't sit, lie down or stand anywhere.”

~ Crocodile Dundee

“They talk funny.”

“It's got lots of kangaroos who want to kick you. At least they don't wear heels.”

“They refer to it as "Down Under". That's the place for me!”

~ the monster under your bed