Asteroid
Kada-bada-BOOM-BAM! Everyone's dead! Therefore, no one is writing this article. Therefore, this article must now terminate.
Therefore, this article must now terminate. The stupid caption is longer than the article! How am I even writing it when the above asteroid just killed me? Or am I even writing it?
Maybe some other guy is writing it.[edit]
Yes, that is possible. Hey, is this caption going to become a big long part of the article? That would make this quite unique. But other than that...
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