Asterisk

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“Our faults lie not in our stars, but in our asterisks.”

~ Orange Julius Caesar, Act V, scene 6

The asterisk is used to indicate that you have taken the life of an innocent little bug. Thus, Jains and Buddhists can see this and avoid your unclean murdering soul on Earth or in the afterlife. Of course, even just using the symbol marks you for life, and insures you will be reincarnated as a paper toilet seat cover or toilet brush.