Asema's Dog is an American Kennel Club (AKC)-recognized breed.
It has the specialized ability to deal with computers and the internet. Developed and trained by Illogicopedian Asema, the dogs will start up any type home computer or laptop, even entering passwords, which in Asema's case was just 123456. Then, the dogs are able to cruise the internet for messages and porn.
Asema's personal dog helps with Asema's Illogicopedia entries and IRC chat. His dog is also trained in fire prevention as in the one case when it smelled smoke, it lifted its leg and had the fire out immediately even before its owner could get his pants down.
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