too bizarre for the forked, Wikia, or mirror Uncyclopedias,
but Phyllogicopedia knows how to love random stuff.
asdfology is the science that studies how asdf works. it was born in the year 1337 AC. asdfologists discovered that the source of the power of asdf was ■. ■ is a power strong enought like to destroy Hyrule Temple in one shot, and kill Mario, the guardian of the Philosopher's stone, in 1/3 shot.
asdfology is a very well paid profession, altough it is very difficult to get hired, because when you are a professional asdfologist, you are so lazy that you dont even search for food by yourself (youll probably send the dog).