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Artichokes all started in 1964, when St John's International school was opened, and this guy, called Jeff blew it up, so they had to rebuild the school, and throw sponges at Jeff's face, I mean, what else should they have done? Then, Mohammed Ali and Einstein put a crayon up their noses, and created the derp face you now know as '¬', later to be replaced by ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ. That's why yu shud neva eet cupcaykee. Dey bad. Eat latte salad. They started the Eat Latte salad campaign with Jimmy Fallon, but the government was threatened, so they assassinated them, so the current Jimmy Fallon is just a robot, like me and you... Now, "conjugate your verbs!" is a famous saying by Sally Brown, and fat hippos. Damn, them hippos, they fat'uns ey... Then Julia Caesar wanted purple hot dogs, so called the cavemen. But the cavemen warned Julia to always peel them, or melting ice cream. It's rainin' men, hallelujah, it's rainin' men, Amen... On the other hand wekycfwodscxn2io3pchd9q8weyhf093wqeynxpc8gq32poX8AF4.Mah naymee eeees Jaiffff m8ymcm8

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