|Term of office:||2012 – 2012.5|
|Preceded by:||Grey Davis|
|Date of birth:||2025|
|Place of birth:||Skynet weapons laboratory|
|Date of death:||2007|
|Place of death:||Nevada|
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the president of Surfin-Californiae. He came back from the the future to terminate Grey Davis.
During the making of Terminator 2, Schwarzenegger cut his arm off and was seen to have a robotic endoskeleton. This was just special effects, and Arnie's arm grew back the very next day.
Due to extensive use of steroids, Schwarzenegger eventually exploded and today works as a professional court-botherer, being sued at nearly every opportunity by an ungrateful public.
“Why? Why do you do this... [looks at dictionary]... two... me?”
~ Arnie finally getting to grips with the English language