Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Deputy: John Connor
Nationality: Robotish
Term of office: 2012 – 2012.5
Preceded by: Grey Davis
Succeeded by: Skynet
Date of birth: 2025
Place of birth: Skynet weapons laboratory
Date of death: 2007
Place of death: Nevada
Wife: n/a
Political party: n/a


Arnold Schwarzenegger is the president of Surfin-Californiae. He came back from the the future to terminate Grey Davis.

During the making of Terminator 2, Schwarzenegger cut his arm off and was seen to have a robotic endoskeleton. This was just special effects, and Arnie's arm grew back the very next day.

Due to extensive use of steroids, Schwarzenegger eventually exploded and today works as a professional court-botherer, being sued at nearly every opportunity by an ungrateful public.

Why? Why do you do this... [looks at dictionary]... two... me?

~ Arnie finally getting to grips with the English language
DO IT! DO IT NOUAWGH!