|Flag of Arkaso|
|Official Name||The Arkasoan Republic|
|Current King||Evil King Ethanacacis Derringoth Refernitgazer The Third|
|Land Area||12 Square kilometres (1533 Square miles)|
|Motto||If you don't like our food; get the Heck outta here!|
|Official languages||Arkasoan, Super Japanese, Gibberish|
|National anthems||The Eye of the Tiger by Survivor|
|Capital City||Super Mega Ultra Evil Giant Castle....of Doom!|
Arkaso is a country in the Southern Hemisphere off the coast of Chile. People live in tightly packed apartment buildings with leaky toliets. Neighbours are often nosy and like to leave bags of poo on their neighbour's window sill.
Tense. Very tense.