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Arginine is an amino acid created by escaped Nazi fortune-telling chemists in Argentina with the help of grey aliens.

Now found throughout the world, it is thought that schizophrenia is caused in people unable to properly metabolize Arginine. This is only correctable if caught in time with the simple application of a tin foil hat. This hat must tightly fitted and be made of real tin.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Arginine, or simply go here.