Are you stupid? Experts decide.

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Are you stupid? A new Princeton study thinks so. They agree that most of us are in fact[citration needed], stupid. Are you one of the many? The jury is still out on you but there are many people diagnosed with stupidity. The President of the United States arranged a national-wide quarantine of all those with mild to severe cases of stupidity. In an address to the public he said, "We know there is much to be done, about this world-wide pandemic of stupidity. We will be taking great measures to stop this plague."

Are you stupid? Get tested.