Apples v.s. Bananas 3

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Interviewer: Hello, it's Gregory again! So, we've had two completely wasted interviews and therefore, I think we need to interview two people at the same time to make up for all that lost time. So I'm here today with Baby Kanga and Bob and I'm going to be asking them if they like apples better or bananas better. So let's start with you, Baby Kanga.

Baby Kanga: That's what you said!

Interviewer: Uh . . . well, yes, that was what I said, but . . . uh . . . well . . . okay, I'll ask the question again. Do you like apples better or bananas better?

Baby Kanga: That's what you said!

Interviewer: Well, actually, that's what I 'asked' since it was a question, but I guess 'said' also works. 

Baby Kanga: That's what you said!

Interviewer: Look, buddy, I want you to actually answer my question. If you're not capable of doing that, then I guess I'll just turn the spotlight onto Bob over here. So, Bob, out of bananas and apples, which do you prefer to eat?

Bob: Your mom!

Interviewer: Uh . . . well, first of all, that wasn't an option. And second of all . . . well, just leave my mom out of this, kid!!!

Bob: Ha ha - your mom! Ha ha ha!

Baby Kanga: Shut your butt, Bob!

Interviewer: Guys, calm down, gosh! Alright, Baby Kanga, be serious please!

Baby Kanga: Okay, fine . . . well let's see here, bananas peels are an item in Super Smash Bros Brawl, but then there's fire apples on that one level. And, hey, did you know that Ike says, "Prepare yourself" and then Wolf's all like, "Playtime's over!" It's so wrong!

Interviewer: Uh . . . I have no idea what you just said there, kid. I think we're going to have to call it quits, huh? Dang, I just can't get any good votes! This sucks. .

Baby Kanga: Well, I gotta leave and go catch up on video games so see ya guys!

Bob: And I got to go, too.

Interviewer: Alright, thanks for nothing!