Anti-Penguin

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"Phew, what a bad dream! For a minute there I thought the anti-penguin actually existed."

The Anti-Penguin is a sub-Saharan beast that was transported to Anti-Antarctica as a result of the Ottawa Indians invading The Congo. It was first discovered in 1838, but the Anti-Penguin ate scientist Thomas Jefferson before he could deliver the information to the Washington Gazette.

Diet[edit]

The diet of the Anti-Penguin consists of:

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