Anti-Christ

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Anti-Christ is a handy spray used by Jews to repel Christian missionaries.

Distilled from essential oils from Hannukah bushes and anti-bacon, it will repel the most agressive Christians around. While Jehovah's Witnesses will get the message by simply showing them the can, Mormon missionaries might not be affected by just one spraying. This is why the can is long and heavy, so that it can be used like a baseball bat on the thickest of skulls. Still, Anti-Christ spray has been known to melt members of Westboro Baptist Church blocking doorways and sidewalks with their protest signs.