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Antelopes are four-footed mammals that what? No, don't look it up on your phone, I'll describe them for you. What? What's a mammal? Okay, it's an animal, a beast. How's that? Let's see if I can relate them to something you can understand. Got it! It's like a taun taun, okay? But smaller, with a thinner body and its front legs touch the ground. Yes, it does have horns, but they mostly stick out of its head above and not around the sides of their heads. Got that? And they have hooves so they can... You can't imagine that, can you?

Well then, antelopes are like the human centipede, less two arms and two legs. Okay, good.

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