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GeoCow uses convenient tramp stamp for your Anguillan geographic pleasure.

Anguilla? Isn't that an eel? So, it's an eel that's also an island in the Caribbean.

It's small and flat enough that its residents are always either preparing for a flood or cleaning up after one. This is why there are boats everywhere. They are then completely prepared for their planned invasion of nearby St. Martin island whenever they get around to it.

They have all kinds of seafood available like shrimp, crab, lobster, mahi-mahi, red snapper and marlin. Yet all that is left to the tourists. Instead, Anguillans love salt cod. In fact, that love is so strong that local police are constantly rescuing Anguillans attempting to swim to Norway for lutefisk.