Angry bumblebee-eating potted plant
Mwahahaha! Now we've got the obligatory evil laugh out of the way, I'll tell you the story of the angry bumblebee-eating potted plant. It all began many years ago with a seed, which fell on the plant's head and made him very angry. Not long afterwords an innocent bumblebee buzzed along, but the plant was very angry indeed, and ate him whole. That's it, end of story. NOW SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!!!