André Breton blows up a kitten

A kitten is currently blowed up by André Breton. The sheer malevolence!

André Breton blows up a kitten! André Breton can, and he will. And he did.

How?

With an implosion.

WHY?!

“What can I say? That bitch has been tugging at my yarn for wayy too long now.”

~ André Breton on his cruel, horrific act

So now we have no kitten.

Thanks, prick. GET HIM! (Angry mob then goes to his house with shotguns, pitchforks, and torches.)

See also

• Vin Diesel blows up the sun
• Chuck Norris blows up the moon
• Clancy Brown blows up Pluto