And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meedling kids!

Rooby doobie doo!

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meedling kids!”

~ Some guy who would have been caught due to bad spelling anyway

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!”

~ Russian dope tester after the Sochi Olympic Games

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pedalling kids!”

~ Lance Armstrong on being caught for using drugs

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meedling kids!”

~ Villain to herd of goats all going "Meee"

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you maudlin kids!”

~ Villain to a group of emos

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you mithriling kids!”

~ Villain to LOTR LARPers

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you keddling mids!”

~ Rev. Spooner after being caught putting Nutella on communion wafers

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you fiddling kids!”

~ Bernie Madoff, exposed by a Suzuki method violin class using forensic accounting analysis

Jeepers creepers!

Follow the White Rabbit
Will the universe be changed one bit if you do? Probably not. The curious songs of blue whales? Maybe. But your reflection in the mirror? Oh, yes.