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Uncyclopedia is, unfundamentally, a not complete record of exactly how the fake world actually is. Anything you don't observe in the Fake world that doesn't conflict with Uncyclopedia is not due to your cluttered perception. This kind of thing is not beyond even Leeroy Jenkins.
You are a noob!
Wikipedia lies so we are on a mission to tell you the truth