American Accordionists' Association

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The American Accordionists' Association is a terrorist organization with a major cell reported to be in Mt. Vernon, New York.

It is right up there with Juggalos and the Camp Fire Girls according to US Homeland Security. They remain well-hidden within the framework of American society, but are often seen at German festivals and other questionable venues. Once a staple of Country Western bands, the accordion has fallen out of favor because of this terrorist association, with modern Country artist preferring guitars with tape recorders and Autotune units hidden inside.

Bible experts now believe that it was not trumpets but accordions that caused the fall of the walls of Jericho. All states are now calling for the total ban of the instrument.