Alpoville

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Alpoville is a planned community in Kansas dedicated to the manufacture of the dog food of the same name. Whatever and whoever enters the town limits is turned into dog food. This has severely limited tourism, but residents are a hard working lot dedicated to their jobs and care little about tourists except for how many cans of dog food they can become. Their famed local celebration is Ed Gein Cannibalism Day, where residents turn on each other amid fun and frolic.