God has been scientifically proven to be a Tex Avery cartoon, or more accurately a cartoon creator. Hell, he is Tex Avery, and all we are are the wolves and cats getting hit with anvils and hammers while he and the audience laugh along. He has a mental age of 13 which explains all the juvenility of his various creations, incuding you. He was the inspiration for the Great Cornholio, in that he likes to get really messed up on sugar and speak nonsense while causing as much havoc as possible.
That INRI dude