The Almighty Eszett (born India, some time in the past) was the great leader of the Umlaut forces during the Great German Grammar shift of 1962.
- Exclam the Great. During the German Grammar Wars (1982-1990) Eszett and Exclam shot the snot out of each other.
- The Mysterious Mysterio, who, since the dawn of time (well, typography anyway) has teased Eszett and his "inferior forces".
- Colonius of Semitude
- ね, the great Hamburger warrior.