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“Student life is great. Any thrill-filled, Alcopop-dispensing youngster will tell you that. You get to go to bed at silly hours, eat nothing but spam and cheese, and go on wild nights out to steal things off private property and decorate your accommodation with them. But it was one Wednesday night when freakishly I opted out of such activities. I wanted to spend the night playing on PES with my friends Wayne Rooney and Jürgen Klinsmann. How wrong I was to assume that things would be so simple. My peaceful night was heavily disrupted. Something happened. Something dark, eventfully mystifying and very very nasty. I was starting to regret that night I stayed up playing Pro Evo. It happened like this…”
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