Albuquerque Vaginamonster

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Albuquerque Vaginamonster was a wee milk-fed pup of two... that is, UNTIL HIS FAMILY MURDERED HIM!!!

Little did they know he was buried with a comic book, The Flash no. 111, something that can be read in the afterlife even with demons howling all around. And the wraith-like creature was just able to clip out and send in the coupon for Yubiwaza, the martial art where you can kill someone with one finger. Then he will study and study until he becomes a master! Then sweet and total revenge will be his when he returns to utterly destroy his family!!! He has to grow a finger first, though.