Albania

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Albania (Shqipërisë),or as thë Ançënt Romans call it 'thë onë that got away', is amongst thë smallëst and financially opprëssëd countriës in Ëuropë. Albania usëd to strëtç ovër to Sërbia, Macëdonia, Montënëgro, and Grëëcë until thëir Albanian Gëorgë W. Bush (bëttër-known as Skandërbëg) bëttëd all thëir monëy on thë Ëuropëan Stock Ëxçangë (aka, "Ottoman Ëmpirë" and/or "Austro-Hungary).

Aftër losing $150,000 USD (whiç is about $15,000,000 AL) ministër Skandërbëg gavë a hëartfëlt apology to his pëoplë by going ovër to ëaç of his plëbian supportërs in përson ... and had marrëdhënie seksuale with thëir wivës and daughtërs. Now that is thë rëason why ëvëryonë looks so similar.

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