Alan Sugar

“I've written books on advertising... cheque books.”

~ Sugar on all that cash he has

“Fair? The only fair you're gonna get is your bloody train fare!”

~ Sugar on his pun-making abilities

Alan Sugar lives in a house, a very big house in the country.

His family live in cardboard boxes in Hackney whilst his dog has its own house in the Channel Islands.

Computing[edit]

In 1980, Sugar stole the program code for the BBC Micro and created: wait for it: the Amstrad CPC.

Unfortunately he forgot to add 'run' at the end and thought the thing was broken, leading to its withdrawal from the market.