Alan Sugar
“I've written books on advertising... cheque books.”
~ Sugar on all that cash he has
“Fair? The only fair you're gonna get is your bloody train fare!”
~ Sugar on his pun-making abilities
Alan Sugar lives in a house, a very big house in the country.
His family live in cardboard boxes in Hackney whilst his dog has its own house in the Channel Islands.
Computing[edit]
In 1980, Sugar stole the program code for the BBC Micro and created: wait for it: the Amstrad CPC.
Unfortunately he forgot to add 'run' at the end and thought the thing was broken, leading to its withdrawal from the market.
Discography[edit]
- Sugar Butties, 1982
- Theme from Amsoft, 1985
- Taxi drivers must die, 1992
- Beating the crap out of biscuits, 2000
- Gimme Gimme Gimme (Some Cheese in the Morning) (Pop Idol cover), 2007