Alan Parsons Project
“I am the I in Sky”
The Alan Parsons Project was begun by Alan Parsons to find all people on all planets and all galaxies, not to mention all dimensions, that are named Alan Parsons. So far, after 40 years and spending over ₤35 million, he has found only one: himself. The project is threatened with abandonment at this point, with Parsons thinking of changing his name to Pudding Tame McBoatface.