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Alabama is the 273rd state of the union and a paragon of the Deep South.

It is named for the open sesame guy that beat the 40 thieves and led the Confederacy to victory. For if you talk with a lot of Alabamans, the Civil War never ended, and is just temporarily under truce. To that end, Alabama has developed a major rocket program located in Huntsville, always firing them off to scare any damn Yankees and birds nearby.

Southern chivalry is still observed there. So Alabama is a favorite of flamboyant women and transvestites.