Al Bundy

“The only person stupider than my daughter is Tamia”

~ Al Bundy

“Don't put me with those losers.”

~ Ted Bundy

“The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.”

~ Al Bundy

“He's the Master of Sarcasm.”

~ Don Rickles

“He's the Master of Despair, too.”

~ Any Palestinian

“I hate life, life hates me.”

~ Al Bundy

“Eeble sonk.”

~ inscription on the tomb of the Unknown Wackypedian