Al Bundy

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“The only person stupider than my daughter is Tamia

“Don't put me with those losers.”

“The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.”

“He's the Master of Sarcasm.”

~ Don Rickles

“He's the Master of Despair, too.”

~ Any Palestinian

“I hate life, life hates me.”

Eeble sonk.”

~ inscription on the tomb of the Unknown Wackypedian