Agent Orange

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Agent Orange looking inconspicuous as usual

Agent Orange is the arch enemy of Agent Charlie, a Vietnam-era supervillain. Together, they played chess day in and day out until one of them swallowed all the pawns.

Knight controversy[edit]

In 1973, Agent Orange argues with Agent Charlie whether knights are bishops. The knight then ate the bishop and all prayed to the Lord Apple.


Agent Orange has not yet died, but I am going to go kill him now. First, I will peel off his skin and give it to the dog. Then I will pick apart each and every piece of his insides before devouring them.

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