“Give us yer f****** money!”
~ Bob Geldof to Africa, getting the wrong end of the schtick.
Africa, the home of the mighty Chazzlowoozit, relation of Pingu and carnivorous monster. Beware it!
Known things about Africa
As discovered by Frederick J Huddlesworth in his 1672 publication "Africa and its dangerous aboriginal tribes that eat you for tea".
- Toto sang about Africa in 1982.
- It's where Angelina Jolie goes when she doesn't want to be in America
- Home to Kenya, where those really fast people are, and Obama's "birther" place of birth
- Not home to Fatland, where all the really fat people are
- Nobody cares about Africa except Bob Geldof and Sonny Bono. I mean, him from U2.
|Can I go home now?|
—Frederick J Huddlesworth