Æon Flux

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Æon Flux is an assassin and secret agent residing in the multiverse. It is debatable if she or James Bond is a worse agent.

She should consider herself lucky for being in the multiverse. While she doesn't wear orange (yet), she does manage to get killed every time she is sent on a mission. So she is yet another multiverse variant on Kenny McCormick of South Park or Wile E. Coyote. And because of the endless possibilities of the multiverse, it is only a matter of time (whatever that is) before Aeon Flux gets done in by a volleyball or anvil. Being accident-prone should have been easily predictable by looking at the car crash in her first name. Just what were her parents thinking?

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Aeon Flux, or simply go here.