Adult Swim

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Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Prescient Abalone Industries, a somewhat-for-profit, privately traded company,

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majority owned by the people of China. It is presumed adults watch this drivel, but a number of youngsters and old farts are also swayed by this and other low-brow comedy shows like the news, or anything on PBS and BBC. Numerous references to genitalia assure a base following of young people.

Known as hostile to their user base, Williams Street, co-producers of Squinky And The Ozone and Terrible, Awful, Medicinal Sexy Puns, have launched a campaign to financially numb the minds of the 18-34 demographic. Once complete, the mission will be repeated in Canada and Venezuela. Additional measures may need to be taken in the case of non-English speakers. In order to maintain a FOX-like objectivitity and fair, balanced comedy, we watchers frequently get assaulted by mind-numbing, chock full of saccharine advertisements, meant to discourage drug use among the youth. I mute the TV, substituting my own dialog for the retarded drivel presented as a public cervix by Cartoon Network. So, if you're going to read this article, you should start here. Recall that you are in a country where eating vegetables in public is considered rude.

Who watches Adult Swim?[edit]

People who stay up too late, in other words, hipsters, becouse going to bed is to mainstream.

Televison Programs on Adult Swim[edit]

  • American Dad!: Basically an animated version of FOX News.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force: An absurdist cartoon about anamorphic food byproducts living in New Jersey.
  • Delocated:
  • Family Guy:
  • Frisky Dingo: A nature documentary about the mating habits of dingoes.
  • Harvey Birdman:
  • Home Movies:
  • Metalocalypse:
  • Moral Orel:
  • Robot Chicken: Stop motion pornography.
  • Sealab 2021:
  • Superjail:
  • The Boondocks:
  • The Drinky Crow Show: An animated version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
  • The Venture Brothers:
  • Titan Maximum: Stop motion mecha pornography.
  • Tom Goes To The Mayor: A documentary about Tom Lastname and his various attempts to assassinate Major McCheese.