Adult Swim
Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Prescient Abalone Industries, a somewhat-for-profit, privately traded company,
majority owned by the people of China. It is presumed adults watch this drivel, but a number of youngsters and old farts are also swayed by this and other low-brow comedy shows like the news, or anything on PBS and BBC. Numerous references to genitalia assure a base following of young people.
Known as hostile to their user base, Williams Street, co-producers of Squinky And The Ozone and Terrible, Awful, Medicinal Sexy Puns, have launched a campaign to financially numb the minds of the 18-34 demographic. Once complete, the mission will be repeated in Canada and Venezuela. Additional measures may need to be taken in the case of non-English speakers. In order to maintain a FOX-like objectivitity and fair, balanced comedy, we watchers frequently get assaulted by mind-numbing, chock full of saccharine advertisements, meant to discourage drug use among the youth. I mute the TV, substituting my own dialog for the retarded drivel presented as a public cervix by Cartoon Network. So, if you're going to read this article, you should start here. Recall that you are in a country where eating vegetables in public is considered rude.
Who watches Adult Swim?[edit]
People who stay up too late, in other words, hipsters, becouse going to bed is to mainstream.
Televison Programs on Adult Swim[edit]
- American Dad!: Basically an animated version of FOX News.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force: An absurdist cartoon about anamorphic food byproducts living in New Jersey.
- Delocated:
- Family Guy:
- Frisky Dingo: A nature documentary about the mating habits of dingoes.
- Harvey Birdman:
- Home Movies:
- Metalocalypse:
- Moral Orel:
- Robot Chicken: Stop motion pornography.
- Sealab 2021:
- Superjail:
- The Boondocks:
- The Drinky Crow Show: An animated version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- The Venture Brothers:
- Titan Maximum: Stop motion mecha pornography.
- Tom Goes To The Mayor: A documentary about Tom Lastname and his various attempts to assassinate Major McCheese.
