Adam and Eve

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“Holy shit!!!!!”

~ Adam and Eve on hearing from Yahweh that a baby will come out of Eve's vagina nine months after they fuck

It has been discovered in science that every woman shares genes with one single female, and every male a single male, which have been scientifically dubbed as Adam and Eve. However, Adam lived ten thousand years after Eve, so one can assume that before him, sex involved insane, raunchy and industrial volumes of lesbianism.