Born in 1769, Abgus Heath has won many Academy Awards, including: best actress, best in bed, your mother, and many others including best Kit Kat eater and school diary with most signatures in it. Today, Angus is a simple window washer, perving on Bill Clinton wherever possible.
Now an interview of gus by Rhys Poohberry:
- RP: Gus, umm, what do you like to do when you're alone?
- G: well rice, i like to frollick in the garden picking daises with my ken doll.
- RP: What's your Ken doll's name?
- G: Ken, you freaking reet card.
- RP: What's your position on the Iraq war?
- G: WTF? There's an Iraq war? I hope our troops are out of there in a few months (not a chance).
- RP: How does Bill Clinton look?
- G: Very small.
- RP: What's your opinion on the Capital Gains tax?
- G: Well, I think that if the government got off their asses and realised that there is a major increase in the electron particles in the slipspace rupture, then maybe they would fix the problem by directing a shockwave of neutrons combined with 30 DBs of Godzilla pooh, then maybe the capital gains tax would decrease...
In other news... Batman's died.
too bizarre for any version of Uncyclopedia,
but Wackypedia knows how to love random stuff.