A random thought
"Now, with our new technology, you ca-"
(*explosion occurs outside*)
"Holy-" the guy says. "BEJESUS!!!!!" he yells, seemingly enthusiastic.
(*crowd screams and rushes in to grab some of the product*)
"I can't swim, but now I can walk on water!!!" A man says before drowning in Lake Baikal outside.
"I can fly, lo- (*splat*)" a man yells before hitting the ground after jumping from the CN Tower just nearby.