A list of reasons to write this article
While you really don't need a reason, here is a collected group of the most popular reasons:
- psychic manipulation by gophers living in my backyard
- those damn monkeys aren't going to beat me at writing all the works of Shakespeare
- too tired to go and vandalize Wikipedia just right now
- pretending to be working when the boss is watching
- being in my alter ego as reporter Clark Kent before I strip down and fly out the window as Superman
- just discovered I'm on the wrong website
- passing on the attack codes to alien warships waiting outside Earth's atmosphere
- my doppelganger is doing it, too
- seeing how many letters I can type with my nose befors DAMN!