A list of reasons to write this article

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While you really don't need a reason, here is a collected group of the most popular reasons:

  • psychic manipulation by gophers living in my backyard
  • those damn monkeys aren't going to beat me at writing all the works of Shakespeare
  • too tired to go and vandalize Wikipedia just right now
  • pretending to be working when the boss is watching
  • being in my alter ego as reporter Clark Kent before I strip down and fly out the window as Superman
  • just discovered I'm on the wrong website
  • passing on the attack codes to alien warships waiting outside Earth's atmosphere
  • my doppelganger is doing it, too
  • seeing how many letters I can type with my nose befors DAMN!