A list of reasons to write this article

While you really don't need a reason, here is a collected group of the most popular reasons:

• psychic manipulation by gophers living in my backyard
• those damn monkeys aren't going to beat me at writing all the works of Shakespeare
• too tired to go and vandalize Wikipedia just right now
• pretending to be working when the boss is watching
• being in my alter ego as reporter Clark Kent before I strip down and fly out the window as Superman
• just discovered I'm on the wrong website
• passing on the attack codes to alien warships waiting outside Earth's atmosphere
• my doppelganger is doing it, too
• seeing how many letters I can type with my nose befors DAMN!