A goat is eating my pants
--Why do goats eat pants?-- Goats are fat slobs. They eat everything in sight. Mainly pants, trash, and hay. One day I found Sir Goatington Ferdinand Magellan Grayson Abbadon Blu Moon Count Swagula the Third just sitting there, gomping on my Pants.
"Goatington," "Maaaaaah." "Are those my pants?" "Ba-a-a-ah!"
In conclusion, goats eat pants.