A goat is eating my pants

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Goats like to eat stuff. They are great at being garbage disposals. I happen to own a goat. His name is Sir Goatington Ferdinand Magellan Grayson Abbadon Blu Moon Count Swagula the Third.

Seriously.

--Why do goats eat pants?-- Goats are fat slobs. They eat everything in sight. Mainly pants, trash, and hay. One day I found Sir Goatington Ferdinand Magellan Grayson Abbadon Blu Moon Count Swagula the Third just sitting there, gomping on my Pants.

"Goatington," "Maaaaaah." "Are those my pants?" "Ba-a-a-ah!"

In conclusion, goats eat pants.