A gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesn't want them to exist

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Why does society hate gays?

~ A gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesnt want them to exist

Maybe its because they're gay?

~ Winthorpe on the quote by a gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesnt want them to exist.

Really, Winthorpe?

~ The other robot on Winthorpe's above quote

Shut up!

~ Winthorpe on the other robot's quote above

Fuck off,Winthorpe

~ The other robot on Winthorpe's above quote

OK SHUT UP NOW AND LET ME GET ON WITH THE ARTICLE!!!!

But what have people got against gays?

~ a gay marker who wants to become a writer and dancer but cannot because society hates gay markers and doesnt want them to exist trying to get his point across but EPIC FAILING!

GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anyway.[edit]

Once, there was a gay guy who had got tired of back-alley fumbles, and wanted to start a proper career. He decided he wanted to become a writer/dancer, and was set to launch his first book - Gays though the Centuries - but it was turned down by the publishers because "it was gay". WELL NO WAYYYY!

Chapter 2 - Then The Randomness Began.[edit]

After getting really worked up about the publishing thing, The Gay Guy (called Will, or "Willy") proceeded to attack the publisher with a banana, so the publishers retaliated with a hardback copy of Quotes of the past 10 centuries. Then Willy PWN'd them by pissing on them.

Chapter 4-The getaway[edit]

After quickly skipping Chapter 3, Willy hopped in the Batmobile and tried to drive off before realising that he was actually on one of those fairground rides, and so he hopped off and ran home. While running home he encountered a mango, but that's a different story.

Chapter 5-The Unstarted Chapter[edit]