A Brief Outlook On Democracy

“How do you pronounce "EEP" without any vowels?”

~ An inquisitive person

“How about "YJP"?”

~ A suggestive person

“Not here you can't… Over here we'd pronounce that "UIR" What about "YYP" instead?”

~ Bulgarian person

“Sorry, no. We'd pronounce that "ǼŒŒRP!" Maybe you could try it in chinese or something?”

~ Wookiee

“Don't bother me with such trivialities! Why aren't you in the army?! GUARDS!”

~ Chinese person

“lolwut?”

~ Inquisitve person being dragged off to a torture dungeon