AK-47
“What happens when I pull the trigger thing?”
~ Dubya shooting down Air Force One
“What happens again when I pull the trigger on this gun?”
~ Dubya, just before addressing Congress
“When a man with a .45 meets a man with an AK-47, the man with the pistol... Where'd he go?”
~ Lee van Cleef character
“What happens to the bullets when I fire into the air?”
~ Jihadi at a wedding
“I'd tell you how superior the AR-15 is to the AK-47, but I'm too busy cleaning it right now.”
~ Almost dead guy
“When a man with a tank meets... huh. Now the other guy's gone.”
~ Lee van Cleef, again
“Yep, this thing fires 1,832 rounds a minute on full auto. Of course, it runs out of ammo in the first second.”
~ Gun dealer
“Just squeeze the trigger.”
~ Range instructor to 6-year-old, just before his untimely but expected death
“Tell me about how this trigger thing works.”
~ a retired Dubya at a mall opening