AK-47

“What happens when I pull the trigger thing?”

~ Dubya shooting down Air Force One

“What happens again when I pull the trigger on this gun?”

~ Dubya, just before addressing Congress

“When a man with a .45 meets a man with an AK-47, the man with the pistol... Where'd he go?”

~ Lee van Cleef character

“What happens to the bullets when I fire into the air?”

~ Jihadi at a wedding

“I'd tell you how superior the AR-15 is to the AK-47, but I'm too busy cleaning it right now.”

~ Almost dead guy

“When a man with a tank meets... huh. Now the other guy's gone.”

~ Lee van Cleef, again

“Yep, this thing fires 1,832 rounds a minute on full auto. Of course, it runs out of ammo in the first second.”

~ Gun dealer

“Just squeeze the trigger.”

~ Range instructor to 6-year-old, just before his untimely but expected death

“Tell me about how this trigger thing works.”

~ a retired Dubya at a mall opening