You brush yourself off from the madness that just transcribed.
This gives you a chance to recover a little.
Looking around the toilet, you notice few changes. Garrr, the soap dispenser has run out of soap. Maybe that thing actually has been used then? And ewww, somebody didn't flush the chain when they did a wee jobbie. Better get a bit of that bleach down to sort that out. And only after you notice all this, you suddenly realise you are in company. Jurgen Klinsmann is stood next to the toilet in his Germany kit, holding a sign which says: "DIVE HERE" Guess you'd better do as he says, he scored the winning goal for you when you played Argentina on PES. You dive into the toilet....