AIDS
“Americans in Denver Suburbs?”
“AAAAAAAAA! Insufficency Deficiency Syndrome?”
“Asswipe Incest Dickwad Shitfuck?”
“Aweful Incredibly Dull Stories?”
“AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS”
“It's that meatloaf with an egg inside.”
“It's God's revenge on disco-loving ponces! Why can't you stick to bestiality like real Christians like me?!”