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It's common knowledge that everyone's favorite number is 32,867. But 9 comes a close second. And that's because of its magical powers.

Reciting "Bloody Mary" 9 times in front of a mirror will not only make Bloody Mary appear in the mirror, but her accountant and lawyer besides. Counting from 9 backwards to 1 not only qualifies for a NASA job, it will help you pass a field sobriety test. Wearing 9 pairs of socks with 9 pairs of shoes simultaneously will bring you great luck, since you won't be able to make it out of the house to get into any trouble. And 9 years of age is the perfect time, with the ability to get yourself into lots of trouble yet unchargeable as an adult for any crime you may commit.

Embrace the numbers and letters of orthogonality[edit]