Six is a number that is now declared "rare" as of an hour ago. Due to hoarding and overuse, very few ***es are available for use today, anywhere. We were lucky to get one for the title and the first word of this article. But that's about it. The government is asking for people to contribute any surplus ***es they may have, but people are holding out for high prices and also don't want ***es to be used on their income tax bills. Therefore, Congress together with the United Nations are planning on a replacement for it.
Meanwhile, rioters have looted ***es from 14 Sesame Street episodes. The Apocalypse, planned for next month, has been pushed back since the number of The Beast, *** *** ***, cannot be used.