5/5 hackers hack

 Some unfamiliar knowledge for you town folks

. 5/5 Hackers Hack

How to prevent this outrageous fraction.

1. Obtain a penguin.

2. Feed penguin raw chili.

3. Hope a Hacker intercepts the penguin and decides to eat it raw.

4. Hacker gets food poisoning.

5. Repeat.

Effects

• Children begin to fly.
• Socks company's stocks rise.