You seem to have entered Memory Phy, the satirical site in honor of the late great singer-songwriter Phyllis Hyman (1949-1995).….
If you are a hard working business person who wears a suit and tie to work.... go away, you aren't welcome (just kidding, actually.) BUT, if you wear your tie on backwards and sing songs about pancakes in the shower, you have come to the right place my friend.
So, if you are the latter here is some info you might want to know before going any further.
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