10 reasons why you can't fly

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  1. It's impossible
  2. You're not Superman
  3. You're the Slightly Below Average Man
  4. You didn't jump
  5. You didn't drink enough fly serum
  6. The instruction manual was upside-down
  7. You forgot step 3
  8. You forgot to take LSD
  9. You got to think you can fly
  10. TReich doesn't want you to.